Well I lost 1.4kg in 2 weeks. I’m now 71.6kg with clothes on and about 70.8 without clothes. In other words I am now, unofficially, normal weight for my height and build. This doesn’t mean I’m all skin and bones… I still have a small pot belly and man boobs. But now, when my workmates pinch my man boobs it really, really hurts. Unlike past times when it’s been quite enjoyable. And this is the proof I needed to show I’d lost weight, for I now bruise and spend the next twenty minutes whimpering when the man boob is attacked.

I’ve now passed this information on to may attackers and they have accepted that the tradition of pinching my tits is now a dying one. Though they ask that they be allowed to do it once a year as a remeberance of great and glorious tit pinchings gone by.

I couldn’t say no.