They’re idiotic. Stupid. Anyone who does one is sub-normal and has too much time on their hands. If I wanted to know which Firefly/Star Trek/Political Party/Sex Object/Vegan Cutlery/Swedish stripper/Magic Mushroom/Literary Novelist/Archetype I most represented or allied myself too, I’d use my OWN mind rather than that generated by some loser geek whose only talent it to produce loser surveys that ask too many loser leading questions. You people are all wannabe market researchers. I HATE YOU ALL!!!!!!

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Well, I’ve just alientaed everyone.

Haven’t I.