Everything’s been so hectic the last couple of weeks: Women, Sex, Women, Drugs, Giving Birth, Sex, Women. And, of course, being the Acting Chair or a Science Fiction covention.
The convention is, of course, Continuum 3:
The Chair, Kirstyn, has gone away to sunny Europe leaving me to mind the children. And what a rabble they are… I’ve needed to discipline them quite harshly. But seriously, I had no idea how hard a job it was to be Chair of a convention until Kirstyn’s e-mail was diverted to my account. All these Nigerian bankers are desperate for my help, and I’m only too happy to give them my friends bank account details. And I’ve extended my penis by another six inches.
Anyway… it’s been fun being Chair. On Sunday, I’m running the meeting and I can’t wait connecting everyone up to the generator and electrocuting them if they speak out of turn. hehehehehe.
So, ladies and gentleman who read this blog. If you’re living in Oz (or overseas) and you haven’t joined C3… well it’s time to do so. I mean it’s gonna be great fun, what with the private strippers I’m ordering for my room. (Being the Treasurer I’m allowed to do that sort of thing). But seriously, it’ll be a blast. If you can make it, we’d love to see ya!