I promise and I swear and I spill blood in the name of all that is cynical and sardonic and sarcastic that this journal shall not and will never ever become a place of romance and sweetness. But a coupla weeks back I got engaged and so you got make a few concessions. If I …

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I got engaged. That is all. P.S. For more info all the girlie embellishments on the “story” please see: http://pillsychills.spaces.live.com/ But it won’t be updated for 24 hours.

My mates Barrington and Barak have turned their mates, including me, into superheroes. This blog is obviously filled with in jokes that only 8 people get… but it is brilliant. So thrilled am I, I’m thinking of changing my icon… if only I knew how to do that. http://www.supermachers.blogspot.com/ (Oh, scroll down to find me).

Yes, my brother, Robert, stand up comedian extraordinare, is now appearing very late at night on Channel 9. In amongst his full time work, he also has a part-time job (3 days a week) as a runner for Channel 9′s QuizManiac show. It’s on between midnight and three in the morning. And while I grant …

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I can’t believe he’s dead… … when someone told me at work that he’d been killed by a stingray I thought they were taking the piss. But they weren’t. I feel for his wife and two children. The man generated controversy but all also loved those animals and he loved life and there need to …

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Apparently there’s a meme involved with this as well. But the fact is that, what you need to do is buy the anthology. So what you need to do is go here: http://www.cock-anthology.com/ and get it. Now.