Monthly Archive: March 2006

Mar 26

My brother’s next gig.

For those of you who don’t know, my little brother (he hates me calling him that and will hit me when he reads this) is a stand-up comedian. On Wednesday the 29th at 8:30 at the Comics Lounge he will be MC’ing his first gig. This means developing his act beyond the five minutes he’s …

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Mar 24

Funniest flame war ever

I don’t normally do this sort of stuff – but this flamewar rocks!!!! http://lilyvalley.livejournal.com/91436.html You won’t believe it till you read it. I couldn’t help but comment, but I’m an idiot.

Mar 22

Well, it’s been two weeks on Weight Watchers and…

… I’ve lost 2.2kg (or half a man tit as I like to put it). I now weight 75.9 kg – looking to weigh 66kg for the prom, not there’s a prom to go too but if there was I’d want to weigh 66kg. The problem with Weight Watchers is that, if you’re an obssessive …

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Mar 15

I don’t need to comment on the Games

… because has done it for me Hilarious!

Mar 13

What a wonderful, lovely Labour Day

Jules and I spent the day in Williamstown. What a nice place, what with its boats and its fish and chip shops and its gangbangers. We walked the pier, looked at the navy boat with the big guns and then had a nice lunch at a cafe. And then we went back to Jule’s place …

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Mar 08

Losing weight

I’m 78.1 kilos, and I have man boobs. I want them and my gut to go. So I have joined Weight Watchers. Friends of mine have praised the “points system”. Basically, for those of you who don’t know all food has a point value. You’re allocated a certain number of points (in my case 22). …

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